spiribia:

i definitely think minecraft won’t be the game for everyone in the end and that’s just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don’t get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

selfmaderibcageman:

lordoftablecloths:

the-demi-jedi:

ambientlemon:

vergak:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means “We’re looking for you”. But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

greychan:

teaboot:

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just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

look at her…

she gets stronger!

the full painting is finally complete!

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you’re just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

caliburnabsolute:

manywinged:

manywinged:

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

unclefather:

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

laughy-sapphy-blog:

Wall•E and Eve have the same dynamic as Connecticut Clark and Malfina.

I really don’t know how to explain myself.

wayneradiotv:

lately i have found rats in my bed but they seem chill so i just go to sleep. did you know waking up with scratch marks on you means a demon is near